The Great Valleys

Hello readers, the boy who got raped anally by the owner is here once again. I'll keep things running since the owner is far away in Kampar ='(. Yes I know, I miss his buttfuck too.

I would like to talk about one of the wonders of the world. The Great Valleys.

So, what is a Valley?
A valley is a depression with predominant extent in one direction. A very deep river valley may be called a canyon or gorge. The terms U-shaped and V-shaped are descriptive terms of geography to characterize the form of valley. (Wikipedia)

Here are a few pictures of valleys found in google.com:

A U-shaped valley in China. Very beautiful

The zen-like valley with a river. The Dalai Lama always visit this valley to pray.
Im just joking, he actually masturbates and reads porn magazines there after he hunts down a goat to bang on.

Some really cool valley I found on wikipedia.

It resembles Wolverine's home in Canada where his wife is raped by his own brother.

Scandalous.

A really weird rectangulalax shaped valley.

and finally, the epic natural God-given perfectly symmetrical deadly valley.

As of now, it is scientifically known as the Titties!!

After million years of human evolution, the Titties are known for many names. Namely, the papaya, the coconut, the durian, and the mangosteen. These names were given during the pre-colonisation era. As of the current generation, we prefer to call them boobies, juggles, milky tits and huge road bumps. Chinese lalax may describe it as 'Lenglui, bei ngo tai ha lei ge dai bo'. However, I prefer to call them Ogawa 36D Massaging Machine.

The valley is a deadly weapon tool. It has scared many young boys away but at the same time, it attracts lots of gay maniacs to have a bite of it. It works both ways, depending on the owner's preferences. The valley also functions as an effective way to commit suicide without suffering from pain but please; One can stuff his face between the tight/loose valley for 1 hour and die. He/she will die with a smile on the face as well as a hard-on. Its ike hitting two birds with one stone.

Due to the rapid advancement of technology, the size of the valley can be manipulated easily by undergoing a simple yet painless surgery whereby the perverted doctor will insert a pair of silicon in the valley. Thus, enchancing the size from 36D to a remarkably 100XXL size.

However, the valley's uses have been expanding since the beginning of human evolution. From keeping warm to feeding milk and suffocating rapist to enchancing sexual desire, the valley is now popularised for blogging. It is now a tool of blogging and it is arguably very effective during this period. The valley has undeniably attracted many young hormones-raging man like me to visit blogs. God has definitely been fair to these bloggers since they are given a hideous frog-like face but have boobies that blossom like flowers. Unfortunately, due to the overexpose of boobies, these bloggers have build up a superficial confidence whereby they consider themselves to be on par with my beautiful wives Leah Dizon and Misa Campo. They do not realise that their popularity comes from the valley. They do not realise that there are many 'profesional' photographers who utilize their camera with a special len that allows them to take pictures at an angle of 45 degrees in order to focus on the boooooobies.

Despite what I've said, I fully support that bloggers should definitely flaunt their assets as much a possible. There is a quote from an unknown source "You can never lock the Beast in a cage, it will only burst out of it cage and causes chaos." Anyone able to interpret this? =)

So, in conclusion I say Yes to showing more valleys! Even Josh from Advertlets agrees with me haha.

Hell Yeah Baby!

By the way, quiz question "What does a woman with a pair of humongous boobies sees when she is standing straight and looking down?"

Anal rape for those who got it correct.

Behind silence and solitude

Hello fellow readers, I would like to apologise that the blog has been inactive for quite awhile now because the owner is busy spreading his pedo-wings to countless of young boys in the world. However, I am here to help him spread his message to the world. So, lets begin.

Unlike the owner, I will emphasize on the ways to blog right instead of insulting the bloggers. Afterall, I am a good man with ethics. I do not get dead drunk and hug a mamak's toilet bowl while collecting a pile of dung on my transformers top. I also do not sleep in the middle of a road and get bitten by red ants after getting drunk. By the way, I am a 12 years old young boy and I was raped anally by the owner.

He is a saint.

Anyway, lets get back to my main topic.

Please construct a right sentence when you blog! Do not blog as if you belong to the Star Wars Saga! You are not Master Yoda! Master Yoda is a shrinked-wrinkled-green-Ogre who understands the Way of the Jedi, so basically he is a mad midget. He and the storm troopers are merely imaginated characters who were butt fucked by the critically acclaimed director George Lucas. You are not imaginated characters! You are a normal human! So use the right sentence when you blog. Never ever attempt to rearrange your own sentence. For example:

The 'Yodish' grammar structure

"Such a rough and thick penis he has"

or

"A gentle and sissy person he is"

My dear friends, what is terribly wrong with you people? Have you all become sci-fi geeks attempting to imitate Master Yoda? This is reality! These isn't any light sabers for you to play with. It isn't funny at all. You are commiting an unbearable sin. Yes, we are Malaysians and we speak broken english but imitating the ogre Yoda is wrong. The correct sentence should be as follows:

"Sean has such a rough and thick penis"

Yes I do.

"He is a gentle and sissy person"

I couldn't agree more. Note that Howethoon.

Before I end this post, I pray that you will make the right decision and change for the better. Do not commit the same mistake as you once did before. However, if you insist that being 'Yodish' is the right thing to do. Then, go ahead and humiliate yourself. You are stupid. Stupid.

I will continue to post more ways to blog right when I have the time. For now, Im out!

Master Yoda on fire!

If you continue to be ignorant and reject my advice, you will only end up mutating into a freak like him.

Ugly boy

By the way, I do realise that a certain blogger will not understand what I am talking about so I propose a solution. Go to www.google.com and search for a Language Translator Tool. That ought to solve the problem. Cheers

There's only 1 Thing 2 DO, 3 Words 4 you~~~

Blog Seeks Attention

Happy Mother's Day mom, I know you are proud of me for creating this blog.

I want to apologise, once again for not updating this fuckup blog.

Mama, I promise I will continue my will of bringing all bloggers down right after my exam, I wont let you down.

Everyone please be patient, next entry will be posted next week.

To all bloggers, be ready.

Before I start this post I want to take this opportunity to apologise for have not been Updating my BLOG recently. I'm really sorry to all flamers for not giving you people a topic to spit at me, I know you guys want to shit at me very badly. And I want to remind every flamer, I don't BLOG because I like it, I blog because I want bloggers to realise what are they actually doing. Since their whole world only revolves around this stupid blog thing, my only way to let them realise is to Fucking BLOG. Don't u get it? Forgive me if my English isn't good, but please try to read and understand and stop making fool comments. If you guys really can't understand please tell me, I can explain to you word by word, I can even translate everythin into Chinese or Malay language for you.

Ok let's move on, today's topic,

Words from the word BLOG

I got all these from a website, I'm really impressed and shocked after reading how this fella comments about phrases and words from the word 'Blog'.

If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.

Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child's head. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump. [ HAHAHAHA ]

Blogged: What you call a trivial or largely inconsequential topic once bloggers have processed through every tired detail. For more on this, look into: every minor news story.

Blogging community: Losers, goths, bedwetters, and journalism dropouts.
Blawg: Some prick thought it would be clever to spell "blog" phonetically using the word "law" in the title. It's a phrase used to describe blogs primarily dealing with the law and legal issues. Wow, real clever, dipshit. How did you come up with that one?

I like the following one the most.

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who's a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who's a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.

Bloggers, check out the entire Webpage yourself.

Today's Topic - Act Cute

Many people want to be cute, I like cute people too, but there are bloggers out there like to act cute in photos and post them on blog.

Ok he aint a blogger XD It's just an example of those bloggers who act cute. I put this picture first because i think it's epic.

Gone, this photo ruined my night.

The Combo

Take 1

Take 2

Take 3

Take 4

Take 5

Some of those who act cute edit their photos as well. To enhance their CUTEness.

My Combo

(I can't believe I did this. No choice, I have to show how those ****ers how themselves look like)

Take 1

Take 2

Take 3

Take 4

Take 5

What has happened to this world?

**** the world!

To those bloggers who like to act cute so much,

NAH

Take that!!!

Today's Topic - Emo

Emo comes from the word emotional. Emo? What happened to the words sad and depress?(Darren's quote). I see quite a number of bloggers now a days like to post Emo photos and Emo entries. Well, the reason is still seeking attention. There are skills which bloggers use to enhance Emo-ness. Following is how to enhance Emo-ness by editing an Emo picture.

Take an EMO picture, filter it with painting effects.

Saw the Emo-ness? This is what many bloggers do.

Further enhance it with Black and White effect.

Add words like 'EMO' in the picture makes the picture even more EMO.

These are just simple examples, there are many techniques which bloggers use to make their pictures even more Emo. The more Emo the more people view your blog, way to go bloggers.

Blogger:"yay i have 200 views today because of my Emo photos!!"

#Pui#

Ok now, I introduce you the top EMO pictures of the year in Malaysia, which I took from Powie's blog.

At first i thought it was fake. According to Powie it is real =.= This girl really needs serious mental check up, she needs a lot of attention, and yeah, she's got all the attention now =)

Aw man.. Disgust me. Obviously she doesn't want to die, but I can't believe someone would seek attention this way, it is really unbelievable.

WTF? Saw what she wrote? 我们分手了.

Goodness, if i were that guy who broke up with her, I think I too can have mental breakdown.

The TRIOs, three friends are EMO and they cut themselves together!

Nuts =.=

Stupid Emo **** pictures, trying to show the whole world that you are sad? It's pointless. What can readers do for you? Comfort you? They wont unless you are pretty or handsome or useful for them. If u are sad, confront your friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, family, not posting these stupid photos on blog.

One Way for Bloggers to Seek Attention

Blog declared Word of the Year? This really proves me correct, word of the year, it means this word, this 'blog' really seeks tons and tons of attention. This word doesn't even exist in old dictionaries, i wonder which genius created this attention seeking tool #salute#.



Ok back to the point, there are certain ways and tools for bloggers to seek attention, so their blog views could increase every second, so they can be happy about it.
Blogger:"yeah i have 100views today~!!"

#vomits#

Ok I'm going to reveal this very deadly tool.

Cleavage?

Legs?

Man and Women are attracted to each other. Sexual appeal seeks great attention.


BODY-the entire structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being).
This is one of the main tool of bloggers to seek attention, especially for women.

Men naturally like to see hot girls, sexy ladies, huge boobs and fine legs, i'm sure everyone knows this. Pictures above are showing examples of how do ladies show their sexual appearances on blog. Sometimes i wonder why there are bloggers who actually reveal their body extremely(extremely as in many times worser than those pictures above). I might be not ''open-minded'' for saying this, but yeah, sometimes bloggers go too far just to seek attention. I don't want to upload these extremely-revealing-pictures because I hope they can realise and delete them themselves. It's not like we wont have the chance to show our body, show it to your boyfriend or girlfriend, that is cool, but not to the world.

So yeah, that is all for this post.
P/S those legs from the above picture are mine XD