The Great Valleys

Hello readers, the boy who got raped anally by the owner is here once again. I'll keep things running since the owner is far away in Kampar ='(. Yes I know, I miss his buttfuck too.

I would like to talk about one of the wonders of the world. The Great Valleys.

So, what is a Valley?
A valley is a depression with predominant extent in one direction. A very deep river valley may be called a canyon or gorge. The terms U-shaped and V-shaped are descriptive terms of geography to characterize the form of valley. (Wikipedia)

Here are a few pictures of valleys found in google.com:

A U-shaped valley in China. Very beautiful

The zen-like valley with a river. The Dalai Lama always visit this valley to pray.
Im just joking, he actually masturbates and reads porn magazines there after he hunts down a goat to bang on.

Some really cool valley I found on wikipedia.

It resembles Wolverine's home in Canada where his wife is raped by his own brother.

Scandalous.

A really weird rectangulalax shaped valley.

and finally, the epic natural God-given perfectly symmetrical deadly valley.

As of now, it is scientifically known as the Titties!!

After million years of human evolution, the Titties are known for many names. Namely, the papaya, the coconut, the durian, and the mangosteen. These names were given during the pre-colonisation era. As of the current generation, we prefer to call them boobies, juggles, milky tits and huge road bumps. Chinese lalax may describe it as 'Lenglui, bei ngo tai ha lei ge dai bo'. However, I prefer to call them Ogawa 36D Massaging Machine.

The valley is a deadly weapon tool. It has scared many young boys away but at the same time, it attracts lots of gay maniacs to have a bite of it. It works both ways, depending on the owner's preferences. The valley also functions as an effective way to commit suicide without suffering from pain but please; One can stuff his face between the tight/loose valley for 1 hour and die. He/she will die with a smile on the face as well as a hard-on. Its ike hitting two birds with one stone.

Due to the rapid advancement of technology, the size of the valley can be manipulated easily by undergoing a simple yet painless surgery whereby the perverted doctor will insert a pair of silicon in the valley. Thus, enchancing the size from 36D to a remarkably 100XXL size.

However, the valley's uses have been expanding since the beginning of human evolution. From keeping warm to feeding milk and suffocating rapist to enchancing sexual desire, the valley is now popularised for blogging. It is now a tool of blogging and it is arguably very effective during this period. The valley has undeniably attracted many young hormones-raging man like me to visit blogs. God has definitely been fair to these bloggers since they are given a hideous frog-like face but have boobies that blossom like flowers. Unfortunately, due to the overexpose of boobies, these bloggers have build up a superficial confidence whereby they consider themselves to be on par with my beautiful wives Leah Dizon and Misa Campo. They do not realise that their popularity comes from the valley. They do not realise that there are many 'profesional' photographers who utilize their camera with a special len that allows them to take pictures at an angle of 45 degrees in order to focus on the boooooobies.

Despite what I've said, I fully support that bloggers should definitely flaunt their assets as much a possible. There is a quote from an unknown source "You can never lock the Beast in a cage, it will only burst out of it cage and causes chaos." Anyone able to interpret this? =)

So, in conclusion I say Yes to showing more valleys! Even Josh from Advertlets agrees with me haha.

Hell Yeah Baby!

By the way, quiz question "What does a woman with a pair of humongous boobies sees when she is standing straight and looking down?"

Anal rape for those who got it correct.

Behind silence and solitude

Hello fellow readers, I would like to apologise that the blog has been inactive for quite awhile now because the owner is busy spreading his pedo-wings to countless of young boys in the world. However, I am here to help him spread his message to the world. So, lets begin.

Unlike the owner, I will emphasize on the ways to blog right instead of insulting the bloggers. Afterall, I am a good man with ethics. I do not get dead drunk and hug a mamak's toilet bowl while collecting a pile of dung on my transformers top. I also do not sleep in the middle of a road and get bitten by red ants after getting drunk. By the way, I am a 12 years old young boy and I was raped anally by the owner.

He is a saint.

Anyway, lets get back to my main topic.

Please construct a right sentence when you blog! Do not blog as if you belong to the Star Wars Saga! You are not Master Yoda! Master Yoda is a shrinked-wrinkled-green-Ogre who understands the Way of the Jedi, so basically he is a mad midget. He and the storm troopers are merely imaginated characters who were butt fucked by the critically acclaimed director George Lucas. You are not imaginated characters! You are a normal human! So use the right sentence when you blog. Never ever attempt to rearrange your own sentence. For example:

The 'Yodish' grammar structure

"Such a rough and thick penis he has"

or

"A gentle and sissy person he is"

My dear friends, what is terribly wrong with you people? Have you all become sci-fi geeks attempting to imitate Master Yoda? This is reality! These isn't any light sabers for you to play with. It isn't funny at all. You are commiting an unbearable sin. Yes, we are Malaysians and we speak broken english but imitating the ogre Yoda is wrong. The correct sentence should be as follows:

"Sean has such a rough and thick penis"

Yes I do.

"He is a gentle and sissy person"

I couldn't agree more. Note that Howethoon.

Before I end this post, I pray that you will make the right decision and change for the better. Do not commit the same mistake as you once did before. However, if you insist that being 'Yodish' is the right thing to do. Then, go ahead and humiliate yourself. You are stupid. Stupid.

I will continue to post more ways to blog right when I have the time. For now, Im out!

Master Yoda on fire!

If you continue to be ignorant and reject my advice, you will only end up mutating into a freak like him.

Ugly boy

By the way, I do realise that a certain blogger will not understand what I am talking about so I propose a solution. Go to www.google.com and search for a Language Translator Tool. That ought to solve the problem. Cheers

There's only 1 Thing 2 DO, 3 Words 4 you~~~

Blog Seeks Attention

Happy Mother's Day mom, I know you are proud of me for creating this blog.

I want to apologise, once again for not updating this fuckup blog.

Mama, I promise I will continue my will of bringing all bloggers down right after my exam, I wont let you down.

Everyone please be patient, next entry will be posted next week.

To all bloggers, be ready.