The Great Valleys

Hello readers, the boy who got raped anally by the owner is here once again. I'll keep things running since the owner is far away in Kampar ='(. Yes I know, I miss his buttfuck too.

I would like to talk about one of the wonders of the world. The Great Valleys.

So, what is a Valley?
A valley is a depression with predominant extent in one direction. A very deep river valley may be called a canyon or gorge. The terms U-shaped and V-shaped are descriptive terms of geography to characterize the form of valley. (Wikipedia)

Here are a few pictures of valleys found in google.com:

A U-shaped valley in China. Very beautiful

The zen-like valley with a river. The Dalai Lama always visit this valley to pray.
Im just joking, he actually masturbates and reads porn magazines there after he hunts down a goat to bang on.

Some really cool valley I found on wikipedia.

It resembles Wolverine's home in Canada where his wife is raped by his own brother.

Scandalous.

A really weird rectangulalax shaped valley.

and finally, the epic natural God-given perfectly symmetrical deadly valley.

As of now, it is scientifically known as the Titties!!

After million years of human evolution, the Titties are known for many names. Namely, the papaya, the coconut, the durian, and the mangosteen. These names were given during the pre-colonisation era. As of the current generation, we prefer to call them boobies, juggles, milky tits and huge road bumps. Chinese lalax may describe it as 'Lenglui, bei ngo tai ha lei ge dai bo'. However, I prefer to call them Ogawa 36D Massaging Machine.

The valley is a deadly weapon tool. It has scared many young boys away but at the same time, it attracts lots of gay maniacs to have a bite of it. It works both ways, depending on the owner's preferences. The valley also functions as an effective way to commit suicide without suffering from pain but please; One can stuff his face between the tight/loose valley for 1 hour and die. He/she will die with a smile on the face as well as a hard-on. Its ike hitting two birds with one stone.

Due to the rapid advancement of technology, the size of the valley can be manipulated easily by undergoing a simple yet painless surgery whereby the perverted doctor will insert a pair of silicon in the valley. Thus, enchancing the size from 36D to a remarkably 100XXL size.

However, the valley's uses have been expanding since the beginning of human evolution. From keeping warm to feeding milk and suffocating rapist to enchancing sexual desire, the valley is now popularised for blogging. It is now a tool of blogging and it is arguably very effective during this period. The valley has undeniably attracted many young hormones-raging man like me to visit blogs. God has definitely been fair to these bloggers since they are given a hideous frog-like face but have boobies that blossom like flowers. Unfortunately, due to the overexpose of boobies, these bloggers have build up a superficial confidence whereby they consider themselves to be on par with my beautiful wives Leah Dizon and Misa Campo. They do not realise that their popularity comes from the valley. They do not realise that there are many 'profesional' photographers who utilize their camera with a special len that allows them to take pictures at an angle of 45 degrees in order to focus on the boooooobies.

Despite what I've said, I fully support that bloggers should definitely flaunt their assets as much a possible. There is a quote from an unknown source "You can never lock the Beast in a cage, it will only burst out of it cage and causes chaos." Anyone able to interpret this? =)

So, in conclusion I say Yes to showing more valleys! Even Josh from Advertlets agrees with me haha.

Hell Yeah Baby!

By the way, quiz question "What does a woman with a pair of humongous boobies sees when she is standing straight and looking down?"

Anal rape for those who got it correct.