Before I start this post I want to take this opportunity to apologise for have not been Updating my BLOG recently. I'm really sorry to all flamers for not giving you people a topic to spit at me, I know you guys want to shit at me very badly. And I want to remind every flamer, I don't BLOG because I like it, I blog because I want bloggers to realise what are they actually doing. Since their whole world only revolves around this stupid blog thing, my only way to let them realise is to Fucking BLOG. Don't u get it? Forgive me if my English isn't good, but please try to read and understand and stop making fool comments. If you guys really can't understand please tell me, I can explain to you word by word, I can even translate everythin into Chinese or Malay language for you.

Ok let's move on, today's topic,

Words from the word BLOG

I got all these from a website, I'm really impressed and shocked after reading how this fella comments about phrases and words from the word 'Blog'.

If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.

Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child's head. It's an abbreviation used by journalism drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to be permanently stuck in first draft hell. Looking in the archives of the blogs, one would expect someone who has been at it for years to slowly hone their craft and improve their writing and photographs, since it's usually safe to assume that if someone does something long enough, he or she will eventually not suck at it. Even with lowered expectations, you'll get a shotgun blast of disappointment in your face.

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump. [ HAHAHAHA ]

Blogged: What you call a trivial or largely inconsequential topic once bloggers have processed through every tired detail. For more on this, look into: every minor news story.

Blogging community: Losers, goths, bedwetters, and journalism dropouts.
Blawg: Some prick thought it would be clever to spell "blog" phonetically using the word "law" in the title. It's a phrase used to describe blogs primarily dealing with the law and legal issues. Wow, real clever, dipshit. How did you come up with that one?

I like the following one the most.

Blogebrity: Wow, guess what this one stands for? Too easy. Hey, anyone can do it: take a blogger who's a chef, and you get: BLEF. A blogger who's a dentist? BENTIST. A female blogger with an itch? You guessed it: a BITCH.

Bloggers, check out the entire Webpage yourself.

Today's Topic - Act Cute

Many people want to be cute, I like cute people too, but there are bloggers out there like to act cute in photos and post them on blog.

Ok he aint a blogger XD It's just an example of those bloggers who act cute. I put this picture first because i think it's epic.

Gone, this photo ruined my night.

The Combo

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Take 3

Take 4

Take 5

Some of those who act cute edit their photos as well. To enhance their CUTEness.

My Combo

(I can't believe I did this. No choice, I have to show how those ****ers how themselves look like)

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Take 2

Take 3

Take 4

Take 5

What has happened to this world?

**** the world!

To those bloggers who like to act cute so much,

NAH

Take that!!!

Today's Topic - Emo

Emo comes from the word emotional. Emo? What happened to the words sad and depress?(Darren's quote). I see quite a number of bloggers now a days like to post Emo photos and Emo entries. Well, the reason is still seeking attention. There are skills which bloggers use to enhance Emo-ness. Following is how to enhance Emo-ness by editing an Emo picture.

Take an EMO picture, filter it with painting effects.

Saw the Emo-ness? This is what many bloggers do.

Further enhance it with Black and White effect.

Add words like 'EMO' in the picture makes the picture even more EMO.

These are just simple examples, there are many techniques which bloggers use to make their pictures even more Emo. The more Emo the more people view your blog, way to go bloggers.

Blogger:"yay i have 200 views today because of my Emo photos!!"

#Pui#

Ok now, I introduce you the top EMO pictures of the year in Malaysia, which I took from Powie's blog.

At first i thought it was fake. According to Powie it is real =.= This girl really needs serious mental check up, she needs a lot of attention, and yeah, she's got all the attention now =)

Aw man.. Disgust me. Obviously she doesn't want to die, but I can't believe someone would seek attention this way, it is really unbelievable.

WTF? Saw what she wrote? 我们分手了.

Goodness, if i were that guy who broke up with her, I think I too can have mental breakdown.

The TRIOs, three friends are EMO and they cut themselves together!

Nuts =.=

Stupid Emo **** pictures, trying to show the whole world that you are sad? It's pointless. What can readers do for you? Comfort you? They wont unless you are pretty or handsome or useful for them. If u are sad, confront your friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, family, not posting these stupid photos on blog.

One Way for Bloggers to Seek Attention

Blog declared Word of the Year? This really proves me correct, word of the year, it means this word, this 'blog' really seeks tons and tons of attention. This word doesn't even exist in old dictionaries, i wonder which genius created this attention seeking tool #salute#.



Ok back to the point, there are certain ways and tools for bloggers to seek attention, so their blog views could increase every second, so they can be happy about it.
Blogger:"yeah i have 100views today~!!"

#vomits#

Ok I'm going to reveal this very deadly tool.

Cleavage?

Legs?

Man and Women are attracted to each other. Sexual appeal seeks great attention.


BODY-the entire structure of an organism (an animal, plant, or human being).
This is one of the main tool of bloggers to seek attention, especially for women.

Men naturally like to see hot girls, sexy ladies, huge boobs and fine legs, i'm sure everyone knows this. Pictures above are showing examples of how do ladies show their sexual appearances on blog. Sometimes i wonder why there are bloggers who actually reveal their body extremely(extremely as in many times worser than those pictures above). I might be not ''open-minded'' for saying this, but yeah, sometimes bloggers go too far just to seek attention. I don't want to upload these extremely-revealing-pictures because I hope they can realise and delete them themselves. It's not like we wont have the chance to show our body, show it to your boyfriend or girlfriend, that is cool, but not to the world.

So yeah, that is all for this post.
P/S those legs from the above picture are mine XD

First Post

Hello people, welcome to BlogSeeksAttention.blogspot.com.

Congratulations! To everyone of you who has already successfully seeked attention by blogging, it is not a simple thing to do.
For those of you who are so famous for blogging until advertisement company like Nuffnang starts to pay for your blog views, I personally give you a round of applause, it is really not simple at all.

Blogging, is good for seeking attention, if anyone of you lacks attention, Blog is your cure =)
As you can see, many people would come complaining about me after reading this post, so i'm totally right, Blogging does seek attention XD

I know by posting this, I will become one of the bloggers, which I call the attention seekers. I've made myself an attention seeker already, but my purpose of blogging is totally different compared to every blogger in the world. I will discuss everything about bloggers that no one would have thought about. For example the techniques, skills, ideas, and TOOLS which bloggers use to seek attention successfully, and many more topics regarding bloggers. This blog will be hated by all bloggers, but I must sacrifice to let everyone to know the truth. Be prepared for my 2nd post.

P/S to all bloggers, Don't kill me =X